A collection of unexpected incidents

prac --> oxygen therapy and equipment

Me: *fiddles with the equipment* we pretty much played with everything in there.. let's try the suction *gets her water bottle and adds a bit of water to the bowl*

Partner: Ok...why not...

We both tried to figure out where the tubes go on the O2 cylinder.

Me: does it look right?

Partner: I think so...*turns it on*

Me: *puts the sucker in the bowl* .....it's not sucking...

Partner: hmm...maybe it's the other one *swaps the tube and turns it on*

Me: ....nope.... which one is it meant to go into?

Partner: I don't know.. let's ask.

The assistant came over and checked our tubes and said it was right the first time.. for some reason it wasn't working so she went over to try the other groups kit.... My partner and i watched and the other kit seems to be working fine

Me: :O Why won't our's suck?!?!?!?!

Friend who overheard and watches what happened: cos it SUCKS!!!!

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Me: hey hey let's go over to the other kit...since our's won't work.... and try the suction..

Partner: ok!

*both of us joined our Friend and we try to figure out how to set it up again and we turned it on*

me: *tries to feel the suction* ....it's not...working......

Friend: *rearranges the tube* how bout now?

me: ...makes it worse....

Friend: *calls for assistant* MISS!! our suction isn't working!!!

Assistant: No I'm dealing with it again!!

Friend: But we STILL don't know why it's not working....

*assistant comes over and see me and my partner*

Assistant: you again!!! stop cursing the suction!!!!

Me: I didn't do anything!!!!!!! T.T

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*watches a paired group next to her with a new oxygen cyclinder*

girl: how do you get the wrapping off...

guy: you just twist it like this

*twists the wrapping off*

guy: there...now we need to crack it ('crack' mean to turn it on a LITTLE bit and quickly close it)

girl: .....*stares at the cyclinder* but i'm scared....

guy: you just do it quickly

girl: *turns the knob*

PPPPPPSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *girl finally turned it off...*

*silence*

group on the other end of the room: what the ****?!?!!

me: oww.......... x.x *rubs ears*

guy: ....not that quickly........



prac --> on CPR

Me: aww...the baby is soooo cute!!!!! *picks up the manikin and hugs it* and soo soft too~~~

Partner: hehe... it is cute

me: looks like an ordinary baby you find in the toy section... i want~~~~ *hugs*

*puts the baby down on the ground*

me: we use 2 fingers right?

partner: yeah

me: *presses and the manikin makes this puffing noise* It's making noises too...

*baby stops making the puffing noise*

me: :O omg it's not working!!!! what did i do >.<

partner: you killed it

me: no i didn't!!!

*quickly adjusts the baby and presses*

me: yay~ it's working again~~~

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*assistant was demonstrating how to perform CPR on a newborn using our lil baby manikin. He finishes and picks up the baby*

*hears some rattling sound in the baby*

Assisant: *looks* and there's something in it's throat.. *puts it up in the air and shakes it..*

the object failed to come out

Assistant: grabs the baby by the feet and shakes like mad*

Person 1: is that how you do it on a newborn???

Assistant: *stops* course not!

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We all stood around in a circle, watching two of our members trying to roleplay. (which is something we're all bad at... we can't control our laughter when we're roleplaying XD)

Person 1: [playing the 'hysterical' mother and clutching the baby manikin in her arms] *mimics a mother tone* my child! my child!! it's not breathing!!!!

Person 2: [playing the paramedic] ok...can i have a look at it??

Person 1: *still hugging the baby*

Person 2: It's ok, I'm gonna see what's wrong with it.

*person 1 hands person 2 the baby manikin*

Person 2: *inspects the baby and puts it on the table* So what happened to the baby

Person 1: I dropped it

*group laughs and the assistant wasn't happy so we stopped....* The Assistant takes over Person 2 and showed us what we should do.... the proper way to approach things...

Assistant: *inspects the baby and puts the mask on* What happened to the baby?

Person 1: I dropped it....

Assistant: When was this?

Person 1: ...10 minutes ago..

Assistant: Did it cry?

Person 1: Yeah it did...it vomited too...

Assistant: when did it stop breathing? [while he talks, he was performing CPR on the newborn]

Person 1: about....5 minutes ago....

Assistant: [still in his serious tone at the start]I see.... How the **** you drop the baby??

*group laughs* well at least he showed us at the start... but we all lost it at the end XD